Me: *watching FREE!* Mom: Who’s that guy? Me: Who, the one in the glasses? That’s Rei. Mom: He looks like your friend Markie. Me: … who? Mom: Your friend, the guy who plays all the games! Markie-something. Me: You mean Markiplier? *laughs* He’s not my friend. Mom: That’s okay. Oh, is anime Markie in butterfly pajamas here? Me: That’s a swimsuit. Mom: You should tell Mark to make those pajamas instead of the ones he put on Tumblr! Me: … I absolutely should.